one word

this is supposed to go in an e-mail, but it´s funnier this way :)

USING ONLY ONE WORD

Where is your cell phone?

- jacket

Your significant other?

- clueless

Your hair?

- fuzzy

Your favorite thing?

- Sam

Your dream last night?

- helpful

Your favourite drink?

- sancerres

Your dream/goal?

- happiness

What room are you in?

- living-room

Your hobby?

- piano

Your fear?

-boredom

Where do you want to be in 6 years?

- Barcelona

Where were you last night?

- Gummersbach

Something that you aren't?

- relaxed

Muffins?

- banana

Wish list item?

- Onegin

Last thing you did?

- eat

What are you wearing?

- business-attire

TV?

- nope

Your pets?

- Sam

Friends?

- you!

Your life?

- miraculous

Your mood?

- edgy

Missing someone?

- always

Drinking?

- accompagnied

Smoking?

- accompagnied

Your car?

- fictitious

Something you're not wearing?

- tattoos

Your favourite store?

- tonger

Your favourite color?

- robins egg

Where do you go to over and over?

- Harry´s

My favourite place to eat?

- home

Favourite place I'd like to be at right now?

- Petersberg